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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a distress signal from my dog’s pacemaker
I don't know what I'm doing with my life but I can argue shoes & shoe horns must be the absolutely stunning pinnacle of all human technology / King Kong's bong tho

I don't know what I'm doing with my life but I can argue shoes & shoe horns must be the absolutely stunning pinnacle of all human technology / King Kong's bong tho

My Biologically Australian Dad And The Ear Candle Experience Which Made Him Believe The Moon Landing Hoax

My Biologically Australian Dad And The Ear Candle Experience Which Made Him Believe The Moon Landing Hoax