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I don't know what I'm doing with my life but I can argue shoes & shoe horns must be the absolutely stunning pinnacle of all human technology / King Kong's bong tho
BAD CASE OF THE LOOPS

BAD CASE OF THE LOOPS

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a distress signal from my dog’s pacemaker

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a distress signal from my dog’s pacemaker